Update.

No. Really. Believe me. This is a huge post. I’ve just used a really small font.

…Rim shot?

Apparently not.

The worst thing in the world is being sarcastic and not having people get your sarcasm. “We have turned off the sarcasm meters. Your sarcasm no longer registers. Now roll over and die because your barbs cannot make it past our armor.”

Bleh.

Back to your regularly scheduled blankness.